CRT Certified

A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.

Josue: Jonathan my CRT Certified exploded!
Jonathan: Just purchase a Sony Bravia HDTV duh!

by LOSTINOZ May 29, 2009

Cleethorpes

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

frat cleats

Cole Haan Gunnison Drivers. These are comfortable and very popular among top tier fratstars.

I'm lookin' frattastic with these new frat cleats.

by fratstar1 January 18, 2011

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Certified 20

Based on a attractiveness scale of 1 to 10. A certified 20 exceeds the attractiveness scale by 10 points.

Basically, he/she is really HOT!

Check out that chick. She is a certified 20 for sure.

by TheMaximus December 14, 2010

Certified

to be absolutely ON ONE. Just generally trippin', tweakin' out, jacked up, or crazy. Not necessarily due to drugs.
Could also mean on the right amount of drugs and alcohol to be on a whole new social level of whacked out.
Or a legit crazy person.

“You see Dukes rip his shirt apart on the dance floor when 0 to 100 came on last night? Homeboy was certified.”

"Wow. Jessica getting jealous of Nick and Sarah when she's not even hooking up with him. Certified."

by Trillbo Baggins February 11, 2015