Hairy Carpet

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

by Smexalicious October 21, 2009

red carpet

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.

"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."

by Veronica Veil May 19, 2008

carpe manana

The New Mexican saying derived from "carpe diem". Carpe manana in english is "seize tommarow" expressing the states laid back attitude.

I take it slow for my motto is carpe manana.

by milkshake March 26, 2005

carpe cheese

literally, "seize the cheese". Used to embrace cheesy moments and phrases.

guy : I can be your hero, baby, you can take my breath away.
girl : awww, carpe cheese!

by habamttons January 31, 2007

carpenter's macarena

Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.

Billy looked like he was doing the carpenter's macarena, looking for his pencil.

by dacabinator December 6, 2007

carped out

"Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.

Jairus had way too much GHB and was so carped out he was twitching.

by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008

carpet dweller

1. Any middle management types who rarely leave their carpeted offices. Generally have no idea how things really get done around the place they work and usually have "big ideas" about workplace improvements that improve nothing and waste untold hours of labor.

2. Any office worker who will do anything they can do to avoid going out onto the production floor among the people who actually get the work done.

Carpet Dweller 1: "We have some ideas for work flow improvements! Should only take about three additional minutes a day!"
Production worker 1: "Three minutes?!? Seriously this will add at least an hour to my day!"
Carpet Dweller 2: "Hey, since you are on your way back out onto the floor, will you take this out to so-and-so? I can't, the hard concrete hurts my knees and I'm right in the middle of updating my FaceBook page? kthanksbye!"

by anonymostlydrunk September 28, 2009