learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

clarence thomased

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.

After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!

by cdrosa August 3, 2006

Claro

To make things clear. To define it clearly. This definition is defo not claro. Made popular in urban culture by the trend setters and haters Desus & Mero.

"Yo boy came on the tv and made things claro" - Mero from the "Desus & Mero show"

by NoNamesMyDude May 17, 2018

Charon

The boatman of the river Styx, aka the Grim Reaper.

Aka Death, genius.

Charon tried to rip my soul out of my physical body today with his scythe. I told him to fuck off and kicked him in the balls.

by Charon January 27, 2005

clarendonvale

Well what else can be said,it's a shit hole breeding epi-centre of tasmania(see rokeby)inbreeding,incest,under-age sex,kids on drugs,inhalents(lpg gas,petrol,glue)rape,murder,muggings,car theft,armed rob,undoubtably the biggest shit-hole in the whole state of tasmania.apart from kingston,blackmans bay,hounville,cygnet,campania,lutana,risdonvale,moonah,howrah,warrane,mornington,newtown,goodwood,glenorchy,chigwell,claremont,bridgewater,gagebrook,brighton,midway point,sorell,triabuna and not forgetting the big shit dump of all time hobart.

you fucking low life scum get back to your own shite hole housing dept suburb ours is full,fuck off from northgate go to the mall or eastlands you dole bludging welfare recipiant you call your self an abbo but you got blonde hair and blue eyes .or may be go hug a tree you smelly greenie and have a shower you smell you dirty cunt oris that your mums micky juice on your breath.may be its where you sucked your uncle off after he rooted his daughter your cousin in the ass then dumped a load of cum in her cunt,that is why your breath stinks.
Get back to clarendonvale where you belong ,need a dolla to catch the metro bus.

by alan dawson74 December 19, 2010

Clarinet Mafia

Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.

Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.

by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020

Clarence

Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual (third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.

Trevor: "I hate you"
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.

by Ima Bawsterd March 28, 2008