drity clamper

It's when one person or persons defecates in a vagina then clamp it in and when the penis is entered it squeezes feces Out on both sides

Watch what you say or I will give you a drity clamper while you are passed out drunk.

by Nighgen December 18, 2015

camel crammer

A ladies small under garment consisting of a long string type piece which rides up towards the vaginal area.

This camel crammer is jamming up my juice box aka my vagina.

by Loonies_01 April 19, 2017

clam claimer

The process of sleeping with as many women as possible

God damn he sleeps with a lot of women

yeah, he is a known clam claimer.

by anonymous November 2, 2017

Damper Clamper

A fully engorged, amazingly aroused vagina dripping hot liquid silk and on the verge of orgasm.

Her damper clamper started tightening around my ever stiffening cock before coating me with her exploding juices.

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024