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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”
by imavocabularist January 14, 2020
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scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 1, 2017
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A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013
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vaginal christmas trees

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?
by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023
mugGet the vaginal christmas treesmug.

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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