An incel who has spurned the endless pursuit of sex or companionship in favor of a life lived in submission to the will of Jesus Christ.
by Horny4martyrdom November 1, 2025
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Not wanting to hang around or stop by toxic people houses. We just let them talk shit behind our backs until they are help accountable for their actions.
Pretty sure you have been next-door multiple times and not ever stopped to say hello or apologized for not doing so. No worries its the Chrismer way.
by clchrismer November 18, 2021
Get the The Chrismer Way mug.A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
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