Cheezus Christ

The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!

Sweet Cheezus!

by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003

Cheesus Christ

The messiah formed from cheese.

Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!

by Boogiman February 17, 2009

Christ fucker

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.

That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.

by Shming80 January 24, 2011

Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.

by nethcev! September 1, 2006

Jesse Christ

The alternative to Jesus Christ. If Jesus was here now, his name would most likely be Jesse. Why? Because mainly the Mexican community uses the name Jesus. Pronounced (Hey-Zues).

Josh: Whoa! did you see Jesse?
Eric: Who?
Josh: You know, Jesse Christ.. >.>
Eric: Oh Ya!!

by iLOLatFAILS April 21, 2009

Christ Curious

Having interest in learning about Christianity and/or joining a branch of the Christian faith.

"Many people think I am atheist, but ever since I met that priest I've been Christ Curious."

by NotFromNaperville24 February 4, 2023

Christ Tool

Someone who goes around "Spreading the word" of god and has no respect for any other religion.

Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

by rahrawrrah November 19, 2009