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chronopolypse

A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time
Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!
by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003
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chronopath

chronopath n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a person who suffers from chronopathy, i.e. a disorder of time sense.

chronopathic adj Ð characterized by chronopathy.
Why are you always late? Are you a chronopath?

He has no ill intentions or disrespect when he misses one appointment after another. He is severely chronopathic since his childhood.
by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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chrono hot

When a girl is absolutely gorgeous one day, but looks hideously ugly the next time you see her.
Monday: Yo bro, did you see Karin? Her ass looks so fuckin hot! I just wanna tear that ass up!

Thursday: What the fuck is up with Karin today? Her ass looks nice but what the hell happened to her face? How the hell did she get so much acne within a matter of two days??? God damn, she looks like a paper-bager today!
That bitch is fuckin chrono hot!
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Chronofuck

I drove through 3 states to visit my friend and he was on vacation. The entire trip was a complete chronofuck.
by Feels Goodman October 13, 2009
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chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.
I put my new chronometer on the wall.
by Hellcry June 26, 2004
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Chane Chanoi

Chane Chanoi is a long-lost holiday of the Jewish people. It celebrates when the first jew, Jewsias Jewenstein -after whom the religion is named- first spotted the sacred stork of judaism flying above the river Jordan. Chane Chanoi!
Hey, what are you doing for Chane Chanoi this year??
by Avi Goldensteinrosenblatt October 27, 2005
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chronopathy

chronopathy n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a temporality disorder, a deficiency of time sense and inability to manage time, to comply with schedules, etc.
Chronopathy is the unindentified cause of many social disorders and career failures.

Chronopathy can be compared to blindness or dyslexia. As a severe impairment of the time orientation ability, it should be treated as a psychological condition rather than a moral deficiency.
by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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