choof

Arse

1.Nick Cloherty is gonnah rape Ben Deacon up the choof =D

2.ben deacon & nick cloherty likes choof

3.ben deacon likes it up the choof

by FUCK U!! October 8, 2008

Croomf

it can mean crusty oomf or well baked oomf. It is used in twitter dot com.

Im stalking croomf's profile rn

by renjunstfu March 7, 2021

choofed

delighted pleased happy with ones self

I was choofed to get the job

by Tayah April 28, 2008

choom

Immense choon.

What a fuckin' choom!

by Jim Royle September 12, 2003

choofter

1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.

John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.

by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008

choom

Alternative spelling of tume, i.e. tumourous: resembling tumours (unwanted, typically cancerous growths of tissue). Used to describe unpleasant/undesirable phenomenon. The words choomah (tumour) and choomourous (tumourous) can also be used to similar effect.

Spelling is associated the Choomah monsters found on Choomah Island, as featured on Australian cartoon comedy series The Big Lez Show.

Ethan: Ever since I slept with those two prostitutes I've been getting huge genital warts on my ballsack.
Andy: That's absolutely choom.
Nick: Bro that's bare choomourous, you should get that checked before Kayo finds out.

by Big Boy 1488 September 24, 2020

choom

having a chooch whilst also stimulating your prostate

"hey ill be right back i gotta go have a choom with my buddies"

"i caught Jim chooming last night, what a weirdo"

"im all worn out from that choom"

by 5nizza April 5, 2021