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Chinese Rattlesnake

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.
Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.
by Rattlesnake God August 24, 2016
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Chinese Secret

A "friends with benefits" relationship. Usually a Chinese secret involves a relationship between two individuals that contrasts sharply. For example, a relationship between a African American male and a Caucasian female, or a medical student and a janitor, or two individuals with statistically significant age difference.
Yo, did you see Alonzo trying to holler at that girl? He wants her to be his Chinese secret!
by Alonzo "the playa" April 14, 2008
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Paint chips

One who eats lead paint is expected to have strange behaviors like. Eating everything in their sight, saying weird things uncontrollably, and making a fool of themselves when ever they can. If you know someone with a paint chips addiction, please get them help:
"Wow why is liz so weird"

"Oh she is addicted to paint chips, I feel so bad for her."
by Paint chips July 31, 2017
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Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.
Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."
by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008
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Chinese Phantom

International university students who are usually from China or East Asia (but can also be from other parts of the world), who live in halls of residence with other students and stay in their rooms all day, don't socialise (apart from at Phantom gatherings) and often don't even introduce themselves to fellow flat mates.

On the odd occasion you may see a Phantom poke their head out of their door, however if they see any sign of human life they quickly retreat back in to the realms of their Phantom cave.

Usually you only get one Phantom every couple of flats, but for those unlucky people who are stuck in a flat full of them, our hearts go out to you.
"Hi John how are your flat mates then?"

"Not too bad, but I have a couple of Chinese phantoms, I never see them, they just stay in their rooms all day and never come out!"
by BuffyThePhantomSlayer October 13, 2011
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Brotato Chips

A bag of Potato Chips you share with your bro's.
Bro 1: Broski can I have some of those chips?

Bro 2: You mean Brotato chips.
by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010
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Chipster

Slang British word for a car driver who is adept at rat running - navigating to a destination by avoiding major roads and only using minor residential roads and cut throughs, via the use of advanced local or route knowledge and Sat Nav. CHIPS is British army slang for urban warfare (Causing Havoc In People's Streets) and is a combination of CHIPS and Hipster.
Ken was a total Chipster today - he took the Audi from Richmond to Chiswick in 6 minutes, avoiding Hogarth - totally messed with the Hounslow LTNs.
by Les goddams March 22, 2021
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