Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.

Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.

by Historics Society August 4, 2022

dixie wind chimes

When the KKK hang a man of negro descent from a tree.

"Dang New Yorkers. Let's string 'em up and make us some dixie wind chimes!"

by DarbySniper August 1, 2006

chimera

a person whom you cannot tell if its female or male after one glance, and ends up being female to your surprise.

Look at the chimera that just walked in.

by RoMaAl September 5, 2005

wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

by LIlparkczar June 23, 2008

Chin Chimes

Defined as a condition where someone places his balls on one's chin while you deep throat.

Every Monday my boss throws the chin chimes on me while he takes care of bidness!

by Wilbur Roundhead December 20, 2004

if it rhymes, it chimes

a way to express things are going good or that you agree with/like something.
can also be used to express dislike with something by stating it doesn't chime.

Bob: How's it going bro?
Me: Well you know what they say, if it rhymes, it chimes.

(in the negative)
Susie: What do you think of this outfit?
Molly: Well if it rhymes, it chimes and that isn't chiming.

by thealphajoe August 12, 2014