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childo

Portmanteau of 'chainsaw' and 'dildo'.
A dildo mounted conveniently on a chainsaw body. When operated, the dildo twists and vibrated violently. for some, the ultimate pleasure, for others a reason to see their gyno.
Filthy woman: did you bring it?

Gimp: the childo? yeah, give me a minute to get it fired up
by cannas™ October 17, 2008
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Chillon like a Villon

passing out before you can go out, to blackout
I am gonna Chillon like a Villon tonight!
by Villon January 2, 2009
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chilcoat

The chilcoats are soo awesome
by Billly December 8, 2007
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Sri Chinmoy

Spiritual teacher. Founder of Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run, and Sri Chinmoy Marathon Team which organizes running races around the world, including the world's longest certified race - The Self-Transcendence 3100 mile race
Sri Chinmoy founded peace initiatives, such as the Peace Run.
by hello7goodbye November 8, 2015
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Chimo(s)

A Pervert. A registered sex offender. Anyone who molest a child,woman, or man. A person(s) who can't get a man or woman, so they have to take it.
A Chimo(s) is a person or persons who stare for an extremely long time and have unpure thoughts about that person, at you or even your son or daughter.
by I HATE Chimos!!!!!!!! November 3, 2009
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chimo horn

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
by The Rory September 9, 2008
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Childo

Pretty much the best thing ever created and conceived by human beings in this timeline, universe, and earth.

A dildo that triumphantly hangs from one's jowl, as if to say, "Hello world. I am here, and I want to fuck you."
Come here, there is a childo waiting for your asshole.
by William Buttersworth Graves October 20, 2008
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