reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

stat check

It means that in a fight even if you play it perfectly but have a lower number the higher number will win and not the higher skill, doesn't matter if you play well, dodge every ability, you will lose if you have the lower number.

Jax: *kills Vayne even if she played it perfectly*

Vayne: "lol i lost a stat check"

Jax: "ez noob"

by FabioSxO May 2, 2019

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

by paradigms October 23, 2009

check in

(1) To tell a correctional officer you're in fear of being physically assaulted by other prisoners and want to be placed in protective custody.
(2) To threaten another prisoner, so that he has to tell a correctional officer he's in fear of being assaulted by other prisoners and wants to be placed in protective custody.

The shot caller decided to check in the guy who got caught stealing from B.J.'s locker.

by Tochterlieber January 5, 2017

SPOT CHECK

When you run to the bathroom to see if you have started your period

Wilma was so nervous she might be pregnant after her one night stand that she was running to the bathroom every 10 minutes for a spot check.

by ltruck February 3, 2010

Death Check

A type of check in lacrosse in which you check the stick out of the hand in a downward motion, as if slamming the stick to the ground. Also used at frat parties in order to check beer out of peoples' hands because they do not have their beer in the "box".

"Death check! Keep your beer in the box, narps!"

by AverageLaxer April 18, 2010

Check it out

A phrase used mainly in Chicago used to get the attention of someone you want to fight,jump, or kill. If someone tells you to “Check it out” and you don’t know them then DON’T I REPEAT DON’T CHECK IT OUT

Nigga 1:“Ayo G folks, Check it out”
Nigga 2:“Yeah wassup”
*Beats the absolute dog shit out this nigga*

by Chi town goblin October 15, 2019