Ugly, Benefit scrounger, Unemployed, Lazy, Spotty, Thug, Shit Music Taste, Interbred, Scum Of The Earth, Hunt in Packs, Should of ALL been put down at Birth. Need to be sterilised to stop breeding. Either that or hope they all get Chlamydia which makes them infertile *hopes* The same intelligence as a mouldy potato. Need to be shot at point blank range.
There goes a group of thick Chavs, probably going to start a fight with some defenseless person for no reason at all.
by AmyWamy July 03, 2010
Low lifes, Unwanted by the public, Violent, and basically hated by everyone, even their own so called friends dont like them, they just hang out with them just to be popular.
The girls are always dressed in the long cheap shirt that says "Im your Bitch" or something like that, they wear their hair really tight up or they will have the small layered pony tail almost at the top of their head with a fringe that is totally identical to all their "mates", usually with unatural looking blonde streaks.
The wear cheap looking make up, and rediculously large hooped ear rings, they will ware their tight skinney jeans (wich all the emo's and scene kids had way before them)
they wear silver and gold dolly shoes or they would wear tracksuits and nike trainers.
Most the girls are pregnant before they are 15 or have atleast had sex at 12 years old.
The boys dye their hair blonde or blonde streaks and ususally spike it up or wear a baseball hat.
they either wear football kit or tracksuits and always wear nike trainers.
they usually smoke from the age of 10, and have one ear pierced with a huge rock in it.
They use words like "innit" and "mush" or "Bruv" and they like to be idiots on the street by harrasing old ladies or picking fights with people older than them.
they also pretend they are funny when they start pretending to flirt with other girls, usually like emo's or goth's, then they pretend to ask them out and when they are turned down they start to insult the girls and really embarras them.
Chavs are just awfull people, if you can call them people that is.
they also hang outside fast food places like McDonalds, Burger King and the hang around in childrens parks, they are basically everywhere causing trouble.
Chavs ususally have come from bad backgrounds and abusive famillies, which is why most chavs are violent and have left home at a young age.
The girls are always dressed in the long cheap shirt that says "Im your Bitch" or something like that, they wear their hair really tight up or they will have the small layered pony tail almost at the top of their head with a fringe that is totally identical to all their "mates", usually with unatural looking blonde streaks.
The wear cheap looking make up, and rediculously large hooped ear rings, they will ware their tight skinney jeans (wich all the emo's and scene kids had way before them)
they wear silver and gold dolly shoes or they would wear tracksuits and nike trainers.
Most the girls are pregnant before they are 15 or have atleast had sex at 12 years old.
The boys dye their hair blonde or blonde streaks and ususally spike it up or wear a baseball hat.
they either wear football kit or tracksuits and always wear nike trainers.
they usually smoke from the age of 10, and have one ear pierced with a huge rock in it.
They use words like "innit" and "mush" or "Bruv" and they like to be idiots on the street by harrasing old ladies or picking fights with people older than them.
they also pretend they are funny when they start pretending to flirt with other girls, usually like emo's or goth's, then they pretend to ask them out and when they are turned down they start to insult the girls and really embarras them.
Chavs are just awfull people, if you can call them people that is.
they also hang outside fast food places like McDonalds, Burger King and the hang around in childrens parks, they are basically everywhere causing trouble.
Chavs ususally have come from bad backgrounds and abusive famillies, which is why most chavs are violent and have left home at a young age.
Chav Violent
by Checkered wristband September 12, 2009
A vile, parasitic, sub-human and inbred off shoot of humanity, thought to have originated from caves chavs still;
Possess little or no education (Vocab consisting of poorly pronounced 'words' and abrehviations such as; innit, yer m8, wht u chattin', u startin'.)
An infatuation with dirt cheap shiny objects (The Bigger and more of them the better)
Cheap sports clothing (Tucked into football socks usually even though they arn't playing football)
Often engage in illegal activity (Starting from very young ages - they are the reason woolworths had to close down it's stores ¬¬)
Listen to shit popular / chart music (They have no desire or ability to be individual)
Like the animals they are they group in herds (This is too appear remotely threatening, but probably more for safety ... or perhaps they are just meeting up waiting for a disabled elderly victom to amble past them so they can 'Deck her for her shineys - money')
Human equivilent of magpies (Building on the attraction to shiney objects)
Have no future (They WILL grow up to be benefit sponges)
Possess poor teeth and skin (They are the definition of ugly - this is due to there mother also being their sister)
Thank you, you have been educated by a Goth DJ & Producer on the sub human parasitic vile greasy bastard inbreds.
Possess little or no education (Vocab consisting of poorly pronounced 'words' and abrehviations such as; innit, yer m8, wht u chattin', u startin'.)
An infatuation with dirt cheap shiny objects (The Bigger and more of them the better)
Cheap sports clothing (Tucked into football socks usually even though they arn't playing football)
Often engage in illegal activity (Starting from very young ages - they are the reason woolworths had to close down it's stores ¬¬)
Listen to shit popular / chart music (They have no desire or ability to be individual)
Like the animals they are they group in herds (This is too appear remotely threatening, but probably more for safety ... or perhaps they are just meeting up waiting for a disabled elderly victom to amble past them so they can 'Deck her for her shineys - money')
Human equivilent of magpies (Building on the attraction to shiney objects)
Have no future (They WILL grow up to be benefit sponges)
Possess poor teeth and skin (They are the definition of ugly - this is due to there mother also being their sister)
Thank you, you have been educated by a Goth DJ & Producer on the sub human parasitic vile greasy bastard inbreds.
As it is hard to destinguish between chav males and chav females i have gone to the trouble of generalising the themes shared by all members of both sexes;
Greasy skin
poor grasp of literacy
cheap sports clothing that is either too big or too small for them (there benefits havnt came through recently)
musky body odour of sweat and white lightning usually anus and stale smoke aswell
These primitive apes are following there own form of religion, the church of McDonalds, chav cave paintings depict Ronald McDonald, the saviour that tought them the ways of inbreeding, retardedness and how to constantly wreak of foul odour. This is why chavs are often seen congragating outside of Mcdonalds outlets ... it is also there idea of upperclass fine dining. (Chav version of the Ritz)
Greasy skin
poor grasp of literacy
cheap sports clothing that is either too big or too small for them (there benefits havnt came through recently)
musky body odour of sweat and white lightning usually anus and stale smoke aswell
These primitive apes are following there own form of religion, the church of McDonalds, chav cave paintings depict Ronald McDonald, the saviour that tought them the ways of inbreeding, retardedness and how to constantly wreak of foul odour. This is why chavs are often seen congragating outside of Mcdonalds outlets ... it is also there idea of upperclass fine dining. (Chav version of the Ritz)
by AntagonistMusic October 11, 2010
by Zaelixia January 31, 2009
There is no such thing as a chav. All said "Chavs" are wannabes and therefore cannot exist, the most pathetic (therefore laughable) "Chavs" are those who watch T.V, and then copy a rap video, (normally resulting in said "Chav" getting drunk on alcopops and then having a scrape with the police while on a second-hand moped down the M25) examples of pathetic "Chavs" are those who followed Ali G and his mannerisms (forgetting, or just being stupid enough to not realise) that he is taking the F'ing piss out of them. In short, "Chavs" are miss understood bunnies that stab away the parents that never hugged them. It is a major insult to be called a Chav (any type of labelling is a load of bull anyway)
by jahdhdadkahdkasha May 28, 2008
Derogatory term for certain youths in Britain. Chavs can mainly be identified by their general attire, including:
Tracksuits, White Trainers, Burberry Caps, Ridiculous Amounts of Gold Jewellry, Football Shirts, Brand names such as McKenzie, Fred Perry and Helly Hansen
Chav vocabulary s largely made of slang and mispronouced words, such as Dick 'ead, Fags (cigarettes) and F***in' Mosher.
Chavs have reputations as being very young parents, antisocial, alcoholics and drug addicts. If unsure, avoid them. But it can grow to be a loved past time to try and eliminate them from the face of the earth, as we often have tried to do.
Tracksuits, White Trainers, Burberry Caps, Ridiculous Amounts of Gold Jewellry, Football Shirts, Brand names such as McKenzie, Fred Perry and Helly Hansen
Chav vocabulary s largely made of slang and mispronouced words, such as Dick 'ead, Fags (cigarettes) and F***in' Mosher.
Chavs have reputations as being very young parents, antisocial, alcoholics and drug addicts. If unsure, avoid them. But it can grow to be a loved past time to try and eliminate them from the face of the earth, as we often have tried to do.
by Evil Pacman April 01, 2008
Stands for:
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
by lmfao89 February 12, 2011