chav 

A term used to describe southern England teenagers whose features include:

-extensive vocabulary and the ability to pronounce words with as many as 3 syllables such as “cigarette” or “gimme-chips”.

-artistic skill, demonstrated by the graffiti adorning their vehicle of choice, the Chaviot.

-constructive skill; this comprises mostly of the deconstruction of a Vauxhall Nova into a Chaviot: a Vauxhall Nova-turned-urinal (the glovebox is used for larger excraments)

-inexpensive trainers

-Flammable hoodies

-"Gold" chains which end up being made of iron and start to rust.

-breeding children in order to obtain free accomodation

-only fear being Norton AntiChav and anybody over 5 foot tall.

-a desire to look like medusa (or at least to turn people to stone by spitting at them)

-use of the word batty boy when a member of the public does not turn over their phone.

-a magnetic attraction to fast food outlets.

-applying the word racist to anybody who disagrees with their agenda.

-Courage; proportional to number of Chavs congregated with them, or Chavs-per-kfc.

-Music taste; Hippie Hop, Rap, RnB Break dancing (which originated from Chavs trying to steal tyre-plates off moving vehicles).

Chav: gimme phone
Person: no
Chav: gimme chips
Person – uses Norton AntiChav to eliminate Chav.

chav by Winston_fist July 15, 2008

Chav 

A culture of people who dress a certain way(track suits and burberry often) and often speak in slang, alot of so these called chavs indulge in the "happy slap" trend,Chavs have no manners and are often in groups, they call these groups "Mandems" and these so called "Mandems" are often named after the postcode of the area they live in i.e b64 etc...

Billy the chav: Tell my mans im top don round ere'

Manny the chav:My man must be dizzy blude

Chav by Digital Bath October 22, 2008

chav 

verb (ch-ae-hve)
chav.
to anally rape with pathetic chav like penis*.

*see Chenis.

chav1: oi ! dnt u evr disrescept me again infron of me m8s or ill chav u in the arse.

roasta: wikked roasta!

chav by dirrtay Deejay Varsh vee December 15, 2008

Chav 

Chavs. The blissfully unaware youth of the UK.

They terrorise little children, old women and bus drivers. They enjoy not doing anything they're told, it gives them a sick pleasure that scientists have yet to figure out.

You hear them before you see them. Yes, they have ridiculous accents, pimply faces, a cigarette in one hand and yell "I'll shank you blad, wot?!" to your 5yr old son. Chavs prefer to wear, tracksuits, white trainers, 9ct gold from Argos, and Burberry.

They hate anyone who makes sense. Due to dropping out of school, they lack intelligence, so they have created their own language. No one understands it, not even chavs. It just makes them feel better about themselves.

Chavette is the term for a female chav. They accessorize with Buggies, lots of makeup and huge gold hoops. They think they're "choong" (good looking). Unfortunatley, this species can breed.

Chavs think they are gangsters. They try to pick up chicks with their Modded cars. Which us average citizens call Chavviot. They invest into these cars by installing stereo systems and speakers bigger than the car door itself. The government are still stunned and confused as to where this money comes from. It's the mystery of the chav.

So how do we spot them?

Outside Mcdonalds, or anywhere where the weak are.

What do they do?

They hunt in packs. Mercilessly attacking their victims with nonsensical slang. Leaving both the chav, and the vitcim confused.

Chav 1: Oi, giv us a fag innit mate
Person: Me?
Chav 2: Oiii, dick'ed, stop gettin all emotional innit. Fockin baby.
Person: Leave me alone..
Chav 3: Ooooh Ahhhh
Chav 1,2 & 3: Verbally abuse the person till he/she starts crying.

Chav by Pancake-head October 4, 2008

chav 

Oh the simple Chav, what a constant source of amusement you are!
Chavs are the dregs of human existence. They live merely to piss everyone else off with their love of crap clothing and manky gold jewellery.
They have taken the wearing of tracksuits and baseball caps to a new level of pikieness.
Chav girls (or chavettes) commonly sport the Croydon Facelift (hair pulled back in a bun so tight that it pulls their faces tight) with at least 6 dangly faux-gold earings in each ear. Also often seen pushing a pram round shopping centers while chain-smoking and wearing fake burberry or nasty velour tracksuits. A favourite accessory is a hideous gold articulated clown dangling from a thick gold chain around their pimply acne scarred necks.
Male chavs hang around in gangs spitting alot and trying to start fights with small children or anyone else that they could easily overpower (which really is just small children!). Once they are of driving age they obtain a clapped out old Nova or Metro and then spend a fortune (no one knows where this money comes from, it is one of the many mysteries of the chav) "maxing it up" with big wheels, sound systems and a huge "wanker pipe" exhaust. Chavs can be seen in any copy of Max Power magazine proudly displaying their efforts at automotive design - tossers !!!

Look at the 20 inchers on me Nova, it's well phat innit! Bling Bling!

chav by Vestan Pance March 19, 2004

chav 

small, annoying twat who thinks hes clever by balancing an ugly burberry cap on the back of his head at a 180 degree angle! thinking about it, he probably stuck it there with the chewing gum he'd bin chewing for the past 3 days because he coodnt afford nemore! hed spent all his money on fags and blingin' jewerly, wich he either jacked or got for 2.50 of the back of a lorry. His inability to dress himself is shown through the way his tracksuits, that already look stupid clingin halfway up his ankles, are tucked into his 'heavy' sports socks, followed by either dirty white trainers or ones that are so dsazzlingly white you need to squint! They are usually found with girls 3ft taller than them and that are 5 yrs older than them! The girls are usually found wearing extremely tight clothe with a coat 3 sizes too small with a fluffy hood that sticks out. They always wear knee high boots, with anything, even with their errr... would you call it a skirt?!?! more like a BELT! and then theres the pink or light blue trackies! they look RIDICULOUS!!!!!!! Their died blonde hair is a reason to wear sunglasses, although, towards the top of thehead you can see the nice dark roots, with more grease than mcdonalds, which isnt reely suprising since that is their territory and probably their homes! The 15 yr old n her 10 yr old boyfriend probably conceived their 1st 3 kids in the toiulets there! (Think about that the next time you go in!) Oh and one more thing, if a lil chav that barley comes to your knees tries to pick a fight with you, be afraid! They bite! and in that area it could hurt, especially for a guy! So watch out! They're errrr... tougher than they look?!?!? HA! My arse! say a word longer than 2 sylables and theyll go running!

'what do you call a 13 yr old chav?'
'PREGNANT!'

chav by Phil Doran November 5, 2004

chav 

Picture this your waiting at a bus stop and down the bottom end near the toilets dressed in the same shoes, same trousers, same shirt and same coat. You can't tell the difference betwean the males and females except for the slight diference in make up consistency. The females have 4 kilograms per square centermeter while the males only have 2. They hen proceed to walk past everyone in the bus station callin them "goffs" and "twats" simply because they don't have the same clothes on as them. If anyone so much as looks at them for over two seconds they assume that they want a fight and "start on them" as they say. They then get there arse kicked and stumble away shout threats about there brothers and cousins who are "hard as hell"

Giv ten pense how.... whatcha mean chav like im notta chav like piss of how you goff ya startin how ive gotta bruvva in tha aprison and he'll fukin kill ya how.......................Ow y'd ya hit me ow ow ow y ya kickin me OW

chav by Deranged Hobbit January 5, 2004