A vile, parasitic, sub-human and inbred off shoot of humanity, thought to have originated from caves chavs still;
Possess little or no education (Vocab consisting of poorly pronounced 'words' and abrehviations such as; innit, yer m8, wht u chattin', u startin'.)
An infatuation with dirt cheap shiny objects (The Bigger and more of them the better)
Cheap sports clothing (Tucked into football socks usually even though they arn't playing football)
Often engage in illegal activity (Starting from very young ages - they are the reason woolworths had to close down it's stores ¬¬)
Listen to shit popular / chart music (They have no desire or ability to be individual)
Like the animals they are they group in herds (This is too appear remotely threatening, but probably more for safety ... or perhaps they are just meeting up waiting for a disabled elderly victom to amble past them so they can 'Deck her for her shineys - money')
Human equivilent of magpies (Building on the attraction to shiney objects)
Have no future (They WILL grow up to be benefit sponges)
Possess poor teeth and skin (They are the definition of ugly - this is due to there mother also being their sister)
Thank you, you have been educated by a Goth DJ & Producer on the sub human parasitic vile greasy bastard inbreds.
Possess little or no education (Vocab consisting of poorly pronounced 'words' and abrehviations such as; innit, yer m8, wht u chattin', u startin'.)
An infatuation with dirt cheap shiny objects (The Bigger and more of them the better)
Cheap sports clothing (Tucked into football socks usually even though they arn't playing football)
Often engage in illegal activity (Starting from very young ages - they are the reason woolworths had to close down it's stores ¬¬)
Listen to shit popular / chart music (They have no desire or ability to be individual)
Like the animals they are they group in herds (This is too appear remotely threatening, but probably more for safety ... or perhaps they are just meeting up waiting for a disabled elderly victom to amble past them so they can 'Deck her for her shineys - money')
Human equivilent of magpies (Building on the attraction to shiney objects)
Have no future (They WILL grow up to be benefit sponges)
Possess poor teeth and skin (They are the definition of ugly - this is due to there mother also being their sister)
Thank you, you have been educated by a Goth DJ & Producer on the sub human parasitic vile greasy bastard inbreds.
As it is hard to destinguish between chav males and chav females i have gone to the trouble of generalising the themes shared by all members of both sexes;
Greasy skin
poor grasp of literacy
cheap sports clothing that is either too big or too small for them (there benefits havnt came through recently)
musky body odour of sweat and white lightning usually anus and stale smoke aswell
These primitive apes are following there own form of religion, the church of McDonalds, chav cave paintings depict Ronald McDonald, the saviour that tought them the ways of inbreeding, retardedness and how to constantly wreak of foul odour. This is why chavs are often seen congragating outside of Mcdonalds outlets ... it is also there idea of upperclass fine dining. (Chav version of the Ritz)
Greasy skin
poor grasp of literacy
cheap sports clothing that is either too big or too small for them (there benefits havnt came through recently)
musky body odour of sweat and white lightning usually anus and stale smoke aswell
These primitive apes are following there own form of religion, the church of McDonalds, chav cave paintings depict Ronald McDonald, the saviour that tought them the ways of inbreeding, retardedness and how to constantly wreak of foul odour. This is why chavs are often seen congragating outside of Mcdonalds outlets ... it is also there idea of upperclass fine dining. (Chav version of the Ritz)
by AntagonistMusic October 14, 2010
Get the Chav mug.Ugly, Benefit scrounger, Unemployed, Lazy, Spotty, Thug, Shit Music Taste, Interbred, Scum Of The Earth, Hunt in Packs, Should of ALL been put down at Birth. Need to be sterilised to stop breeding. Either that or hope they all get Chlamydia which makes them infertile *hopes* The same intelligence as a mouldy potato. Need to be shot at point blank range.
There goes a group of thick Chavs, probably going to start a fight with some defenseless person for no reason at all.
by AmyWamy July 7, 2010
Get the Chav mug.Typicaly working class white children that have some how gone against there perants morrals and dignaty and have singed on to the dole, pepole that hate chavs are often classed as snobs. I hate chavs and where common as they come i mean we live in a two up two down with me,my brother, my mother and my sis and non of us have resorted to becoming that inferier race.
This is how a chavs day tends to go
"Wake up at 11pm"
"arive late to school, because they seem to think that education dose not matter"
"skip afternoon class, go home nick your mums benifit money"
"go out get pissed"
"get a girl pregnant"
"spead a std"
"go home"
"repeat this cycle till there 45 and then there two old to pull even the most hidiouss slapper, that what yers of unprotected sex gets you"
"Wake up at 11pm"
"arive late to school, because they seem to think that education dose not matter"
"skip afternoon class, go home nick your mums benifit money"
"go out get pissed"
"get a girl pregnant"
"spead a std"
"go home"
"repeat this cycle till there 45 and then there two old to pull even the most hidiouss slapper, that what yers of unprotected sex gets you"
by meee1232323232 March 23, 2008
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Get the Chav mug.There is no such thing as a chav. All said "Chavs" are wannabes and therefore cannot exist, the most pathetic (therefore laughable) "Chavs" are those who watch T.V, and then copy a rap video, (normally resulting in said "Chav" getting drunk on alcopops and then having a scrape with the police while on a second-hand moped down the M25) examples of pathetic "Chavs" are those who followed Ali G and his mannerisms (forgetting, or just being stupid enough to not realise) that he is taking the F'ing piss out of them. In short, "Chavs" are miss understood bunnies that stab away the parents that never hugged them. It is a major insult to be called a Chav (any type of labelling is a load of bull anyway)
by jahdhdadkahdkasha May 28, 2008
Get the Chav mug.Derogatory term for certain youths in Britain. Chavs can mainly be identified by their general attire, including:
Tracksuits, White Trainers, Burberry Caps, Ridiculous Amounts of Gold Jewellry, Football Shirts, Brand names such as McKenzie, Fred Perry and Helly Hansen
Chav vocabulary s largely made of slang and mispronouced words, such as Dick 'ead, Fags (cigarettes) and F***in' Mosher.
Chavs have reputations as being very young parents, antisocial, alcoholics and drug addicts. If unsure, avoid them. But it can grow to be a loved past time to try and eliminate them from the face of the earth, as we often have tried to do.
Tracksuits, White Trainers, Burberry Caps, Ridiculous Amounts of Gold Jewellry, Football Shirts, Brand names such as McKenzie, Fred Perry and Helly Hansen
Chav vocabulary s largely made of slang and mispronouced words, such as Dick 'ead, Fags (cigarettes) and F***in' Mosher.
Chavs have reputations as being very young parents, antisocial, alcoholics and drug addicts. If unsure, avoid them. But it can grow to be a loved past time to try and eliminate them from the face of the earth, as we often have tried to do.
by Evil Pacman April 1, 2008
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Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
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Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
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