A 19 year old mum that hates gay guys
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
Klarisse Chapman went to the shops wearing her UGG boots and carrying her juicy duffle bag, she was speaking loudly on the phone about how she is looking for her next baby daddy. She spoke on her hot pink flip phone and bought a monster can, she then bought pregnancy tests knowing full well she will be needing them and she bought a cute baby outfit for her child who she actually loves more than herself or anyone else. Security checked her out on the way out and she rolled eyes having been so used to it.
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Guys! I think I got Pike Chapmaned over here! Help me!
Okay, but we're gonna have to Pike Chapman you to set you free.
Okay, but we're gonna have to Pike Chapman you to set you free.
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You can tell when one is committing this when they repeat the phrase, "I'm probably just going home"
You can tell when one is committing this when they repeat the phrase, "I'm probably just going home"
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