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good charlotte

Quite possibly the worst band of all time. The genre of this band is "Poser-Punk". They pretend to be punk in many different ways, such as spiking their hair to ridiculous and unnecessary heights. This band was made famous by a network known as MTV (better known as Moron Television). This band lacks something known as talent, which is usually a very important factor to a successful band, which Good Charlotte is light years away from. The singer as a very annoying, whinny, bitchy voice which makes me want to bang my head against my window over and over until the glass shatters. The guitarist is restricted as a background sound, and all the guitarist does is play a bunch of random 3 note power chords. The bass player...do they even have a bass player? I can't hear it because the power chords are so fucking loud. The drummer is off beat, he might as well grab a branch off of a tree and bang it on his head, it would most likely make the same sound as his drumming. It is painfully obvious that the main goals for the members of Good Charlotte are two things: Money and chicks. No, they don't care about making beautiful music, they just figured that if they pretend to play, and think of lame emo lyrics such as "HOOOLD ONN IFF YOUU FEEEL LIKE LETTING GO", the chicks will love them. Unfortunately, this has became true, they are loved by many preps. MTV basically played this band on their station to brainwash all the preps into listening to bad music. Oh well, there's nothing we can do.
Prep: The song "Hold on" saved my life!!@!!@!"

Someone who isn't an idiot: "Yeah, too bad it's ending ANYWAY!!"
*shoots the prep*
by Robo Robot July 15, 2008
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Good Charlotte Fan

There are quite a few kinds of Goood Charlotte fans.

1- Pre teens who think that Benji and Joel (the band's front men) are "OmG So0o0o0 hawT"

2- Kids who at first liked them because it was the fad but now hate them because it's the new fad. See Good Charlotte haters

3- People that at onje time liked there music but were sorely dissapointed in there new album but still find it fun to hang out online laughing at new pictures of Goood Charlotte or reminising about the old days. While to some they come out as haters they really love the band deep down but just find them the perfect thing to poke fun at,

4- The people who actually like Good Charlotte's music.
What they might say-

1- "OmG BInGee n JooL R so0o0o LyK SeCsI!1!1! LoLzZzzZzz"

2- "Good charlotte totally suck. They're posers. I hate them. I like My Chemical Romance and The Used. I think saying all this make me incredibly cool.

3- "Dude! Did you see Good Charlotte on Tv last night? It was so dissapointing. Remember back in 2000 when they were a good band? And what's with the sunglasses and hoodies in winter, are they all on heroin or something?"

4- "Wasn't that solo in "SOS" amazing?
by Valerie is not a psycho September 20, 2005
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Good Charlotte

Good Charlotte is a fuckin pouser band they should die
pouser band that should die for reals anyone that likes them should die too
by fucker July 25, 2008
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Charlotte

A girl with the name of Charlotte is breathtakingly beautiful. She is very artistic and creative, but always humble about her work. She has an incredible body but no matter how many times you tell her, she won’t believe you. She’s one of the nicest people you will ever meet and you are lucky to have a Charlotte in your life. She can be shy and embarrassed when meeting new people, but once you get to know her she opens up and you get to see her amazingness. She is very stubborn about things she believes in strongly- which is a lot. She is overall an outstanding person.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl that just walked in?
Guy 2: Obviously...she’s a total Charlotte
by Papajohns December 30, 2018
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charlotte french

a evil Psychopath. Who's name just happens to be charlotte. and will eagerly kill you in your sleep if you don't bow down to her french power.(she also hates Italians, Scots, and Ming)
by WaveZ3000 September 29, 2017
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Charlotte

A girl who is really funny, kind , caring , rally pretty and amazing at drama , singing and dancing the best girlfriend anyone could wish for 😘
Charlotte is really amazing at dancing
by Jfjfjffjdhejwo December 13, 2017
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Charlotte

(noun): one who is naturally good at absolutely everything; blindingly attractive; has a spectacular booty. Typically one of the kindest, sweetest, funniest, cutest, smartest people you will ever meet. Often described as the secret lovechild of Jesus, Einstein, Idina Menzel, and a variety of Victoria's Secret Models.
Holy fuck, I'm so jealous of your talent/good looks. You're such a Charlotte!
by sasssssay December 29, 2010
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