chair day

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)

Person1: here’s your chair day present

Person2: oh no

*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021

Police: why did you push her

Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig

(Pig= police)

by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021

Chairbound

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

Gibside chair lift

When you are having sex with a paralysed girl on stairs and you bump her up stairs until she reaches the top

Oh man I totally gave that wheelchair girl a gibside chair lift last week

by anonymous November 13, 2020

burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

view from the burger chair

when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.

one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.

by lastyearsnewyear December 26, 2009

blame it on the chair

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'

*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome)

The term used to describe the condition, whereby one experiences the sensation of falling suddenly, akin to falling back on a chair, as a result of nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly.

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) You know what I'm talking about.

by Gung Ho! September 2, 2010