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History Channel

TV channel owned by two of the largest media conglomerates (Disney and Hearst). used to have some mildly interesting programs from time to time, but is now mostly a source of blatant religious and government propaganda, or truly stupid subjects like the Nostradamus pseudoprophecies.
History Channel found it necessary to remind me how evil Saddam Hussein was about 400 times during the Iraq invasion, now I'm back to learning Bible stories again.
by ihatestupidtv January 10, 2007
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Community Channel

Video blogs by Natalie Tran featuring Porno Music/Comment time, Ugly/Attractive word of the video. Not featuring lamingtons. Natalie often uses the words "Keen, Chortle, Mozzie and Fortnight"
"I lost five pounds once I stopped watching Community Channel"
by Lashiqua January 24, 2010
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Disney channel

The WORST channel on tv.People who likes that channel are often 8-15 years old and is very annoying.Hannah Montana is the worst show on disney channel.
Annoyingdisneyfan1:OMG did u see that new episode of zack and cody on disney channel?

Annoyingdisneyfan2:Yeah it waz so funny!!!1!!!

boy:You people should watch real stuff on tv.
by Sonicfan88 December 27, 2008
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Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.
You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!
by Laird December 8, 2003
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channel one

A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv's.

It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.

It is the biggest load of bullshit since the OJ simpson trial.
"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".

"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT ISN"T WORKING"

"hey Zack, this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"

"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"
by Undie Bundie October 1, 2007
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disney Channel

Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows!
Person 2:What about Disney Channel?
Person 1: Same differnce....
by evilmuffin August 8, 2005
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Channel Cruise

An extended period of channel surfing when there is absoultly sweet fuck all on television.
There's nothing on tv, Ive been on this channel cruise for hours!

Whats on the tube? channel cruise - Kanye West
by Crancan April 3, 2009
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