Any chance...

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.

Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No

by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020

an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

ms. chance

Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.

Ms. Chance is a fag.

by Alien696969696969 June 28, 2017

Chance The Rapper

That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.

Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!

Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.

Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?

Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?

Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!

Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?

*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*

Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.

by hellomyfriendz June 30, 2017

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

Lanzani de Chanes

Argentine way to say that something takes you by surprise. Chan is an onomatopoeic word for amazement & Lanzani is a failed Argentine actress who was dismissed by program of TV at live by Mr. Gerald Sofovich. The term was popularized and created by the tv show "Duro de Domar" by Roberto Petinatto & "El locutor". Lanzani de Chanes literally means: Lanzani of chanes. It is similar to say "Lluvia de Chanes"

Robert: Your mother suck's
Locutor: Lanzani de Chanes
Robert: xD ELO, Edgar give me a hug

by Jelinek May 18, 2006

Puncher's Chance

term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening

I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.

by Scott Delhommer April 27, 2008