Cottager

A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.

Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.

"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"

"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".

by ............. January 1, 2005

Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

cottaging giggins

a cottager who loves to take it up the giggins

james banks whos email address is [e-mail] is a great big cottaging giggins

by mr bear bummer December 14, 2004

cottage grove

A very naughty sexual act depicted on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Joe: You look like hell, did you pull another all nighter?
Keith: Cindy and I tried out that Cottage Grove thing.
Joe: Woah, what was that like?
Keith: Holy fuck man. Holy fuck.

by I suck at thinking of these... September 18, 2010

63rd and cottage grove

In Chicago, Illinois, east branch of south green tram line ends at streets 63rd and Cottage Grove. To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

by not my real namereal name September 21, 2017

cottage cheese wings

Giving a girl oral sex during a yeast infection.

Dude, I earned my cottage cheese wings last night.

by KY Jellie September 1, 2006

Cetaphobia

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009