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Fidel Castro

It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.

Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021
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Jair Castro

Jair is a little jerk who talks spanish and goes to JSMS he wears the same hoodies everyday and has no bitches he is very rude and likes the color red and he is popular
Girl:OMG JAIR IS SOOOOOOOO ANNOYING
BOY: YEAH HE IS UGLY AND JAIR CASTRO IS A NOBODY
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Brian Castro

An Australian novelist
Also used to describe someone morbidly obese
“Dude did you see that guy? Hes such a brian castro”
by Not Kin April 9, 2023
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Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro

The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.
Person 1: Do you know Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro?

Person 2: Nah
Person 3: You ain’t missing out
by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019
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Monkey.D.Castro

by Thát sexy motherfúcker September 6, 2021
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The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.
I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.
by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022
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weed Castro

Someone who is hoarding the joint in a smoking circle
pass it down already, weed Castro!
by andreud November 22, 2010
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