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Brian Castro

An Australian novelist
Also used to describe someone morbidly obese
“Dude did you see that guy? Hes such a brian castro”
by Not Kin April 9, 2023
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Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro

The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.
Person 1: Do you know Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro?

Person 2: Nah
Person 3: You ain’t missing out
by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019
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Monkey.D.Castro

by Thát sexy motherfúcker September 6, 2021
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The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.
I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.
by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022
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weed Castro

Someone who is hoarding the joint in a smoking circle
pass it down already, weed Castro!
by andreud November 22, 2010
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castro

a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!
-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."
by hofasho January 14, 2009
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Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. AKA Bill Clinton
Monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.
by Jmann November 5, 2006
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