side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017

Carpet-rolling

The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.

I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.

I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.

I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.

by dune_flowers July 17, 2016

burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.

'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'

by ShowBag April 24, 2009

Carpet itch

When a guy or girl has a nasty std that makes their pubic hair itch :P

Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there

Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch

Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave

by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011

carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower

She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.

by natedog August 30, 2004

carpet flyer

A carpet flyer is a person who is generally of middle-eastern origin. It is a derrogatory term, used mostly by people in the south, or people with good senses of humour.

Made famous by Larry the Cable Guy in the movie Delta Farce when he is sent to Iraq or "The land of the carpet flyers"

"That carpet flyer caught me trying to steal from his convenience store!"

by Kylav January 18, 2008

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003