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carpet vulture

noun
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.

I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
by Cory Phillips July 6, 2007
mugGet the carpet vulturemug.

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.
by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018
mugGet the human carpetmug.

Carpet-rolling

The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.
I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.

I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.

I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.
by dune_flowers July 17, 2016
mugGet the Carpet-rollingmug.

Carpet itch

When a guy or girl has a nasty std that makes their pubic hair itch :P
Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there

Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch

Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave
by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011
mugGet the Carpet itchmug.

carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower
She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.
by natedog August 30, 2004
mugGet the carpet mowermug.

carpet flyer

A carpet flyer is a person who is generally of middle-eastern origin. It is a derrogatory term, used mostly by people in the south, or people with good senses of humour.

Made famous by Larry the Cable Guy in the movie Delta Farce when he is sent to Iraq or "The land of the carpet flyers"
"That carpet flyer caught me trying to steal from his convenience store!"
by Kylav January 18, 2008
mugGet the carpet flyermug.

carpet licker

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?
by joe April 23, 2003
mugGet the carpet lickermug.

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