The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.
I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.
I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.
I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.
I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.
I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.
by dune_flowers March 20, 2016
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 13, 2012
When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"
Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange
Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017
noun
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.
I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
by Cory Phillips June 11, 2007
1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.
2. One who performs oral sex on a woman
3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower
2. One who performs oral sex on a woman
3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower
by natedog August 30, 2004
A carpet flyer is a person who is generally of middle-eastern origin. It is a derrogatory term, used mostly by people in the south, or people with good senses of humour.
Made famous by Larry the Cable Guy in the movie Delta Farce when he is sent to Iraq or "The land of the carpet flyers"
Made famous by Larry the Cable Guy in the movie Delta Farce when he is sent to Iraq or "The land of the carpet flyers"
by Kylav January 17, 2008
by joe April 23, 2003