by Davis Finch May 17, 2008

by daniel alajuela October 5, 2010

European: I broke my leg. Ambulance took me to the hospital and I got my leg fixed. I also received physiotherapy and I didn't pay a dime thanks to the public insurance (public health care).
American: *confused confusing confusion*
American: *confused confusing confusion*
by Confused american unga bunga March 14, 2021

Stranger: Nobody cares.
Me: *SMACKS THE STRANGER IN THE MOUTH SO HARD THAT SHE RESETS HER MIND* EVERYONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Ok, I will care. I love you!
Me: *SMACKS THE STRANGER IN THE MOUTH SO HARD THAT SHE RESETS HER MIND* EVERYONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Ok, I will care. I love you!
by GameHackGirl May 19, 2021

a careful kusher is someone who smokes weed but doesn't want everyone to know. they want to maintain a good reputation and actually care about morals, but they don't mind getting a little #baked every once in a while
by closetstonerJB September 7, 2016

If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.
by Bret0614 May 10, 2007
