Stroke cardinal

A pope who dies from a heart attack.

John Paul I died after only 33 days in his papacy. He was just another stroke cardinal.

by Misereant March 11, 2009

Reverse Cabin Fever (RCF)

What occurs whenever you have too much spare time in the winter. Symptoms include the fear of going around large groups of people, laying in bed from 8:30 PM until 3:00 AM watching HGTV, sleeping until noon, never leaving your bedroom, and all around being lazy.

Sara: Oh my bed is soo cozy.
Molly: You said it girl.
Sara: Im tooo weak to be around Humans...
Sara: Unless its David Bromstad
Molly: Maybe We should write a book to inform our fellow RCEffers.
Jon: I hope you guys get over this Reverse Cabin Fever (RCF) soon!

by Molly/Sara/BIGSEXYPAPA May 18, 2009

Carbon Offset

An act of pretending to care about the environment. The attempt to justify ones use of greenhouse gas emissions. A false hope for solving global warming. The act of buying ‘carbon credits’ from a third-party company that says it will offset the carbon emissions the purchaser produces. The problem with carbon offsetting is it allows companies to continue to produce harmful greenhouse gasses while their offset has done little or nothing to counter global warming. A recent Financial Times article found that many offset companies and their 'carbon credits' were of either uncertain value or were completely worthless. Global warming cannot be solved by just planting more trees, a common way to attempt to offset ones emissions. If global warming could be solved by just planting trees, environmentalists would be planting night and day. A certain well known ex-vice-pres 'eco-maniac' very interestingly endorses the practice of carbon offsetting. The industry of carbon offsetting is expected to double by 2010.

A better solution to solve global warming is to reduce total emissions as much a possible.

Source: google carbon offset and financial times

Gore: google al gore and carbon offset

Journalist: Environmentalists say your company is going to produce a 3% increase in greenhouse gas emissions on earth.

Company CEO: That is indeed super true, but it's totally okay because we carbon offset. We bought a shit-ton of carbon credits, so we are carbon neutral, duuuude!

by Truth Inconvenient August 30, 2007

cardinal chunder

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.

'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'

by The Moai March 31, 2005

cabin fever

Being stuck indoors for a prolonged period of time during the winter months and suffering from depression caused from a vitamin deficiency caused by a lack of sunlight and sick of being inside with the same people for months on end.

I have cabin fever so bad from being stuck inside the house with my stupid brothers and sisters all winter long!

by arlinm December 28, 2005

cardinal

a "prince" of the Catholic Church; cardinals elect the pope. They are usually bishops. They wear scarlet dresses.

Are the St. Louis cardinals named after birds or the "princes" of the Catholic Church?

by ScottX October 22, 2006

carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

by RodneyC July 12, 2009