Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi

Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..

by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018

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Capriccio — a too-sweet bottled mix of carbonated wine and fruit juice — is the “it” drink of summer, the drunken fad that is following in the footsteps of its predecessors: Smirnoff Ice, Zima, Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Four Loko. In fact, people on social media are calling Capriccio “Fancy Four Loko,” after the canned alcoholic energy drink that was ultimately banned in several states for its intoxicating mixture of booze, caffeine, taurine (an ingredient in Red Bull) and guarana (a stimulant found in diet pills). Capriccio contains none of those ingredients except for the booze, but it seems to have had a similar effect on people.

(Capriccio) is a very wild drink!!!!!

Haliey: "Hey jessie you still have some of that Capriccio drink at your house?"

jessie: "yeah girl you sure u want some of that!!!!!"

Haliey:"yeah what's wrong with it!!!!!!"

jessie: "girl that drink makes you go crazy i when i got drunk of from it i texted my ex bf last friday!!!!!"

Haliey: "Omg Jess that's crazy stupid lol"

by Heaven Manning December 26, 2018

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They have very hard working, realistic, and stubborn (this is not always a bad thing). They tend to do well in school/Caps can be both introverted and extroverted. Capricorns tend to have many goals and have a sense of what they want. Caps are thought to be cold and emotionless but that’s not always true. They need to observe their environment and get a feel of who they like and who they don’t. If you have a Capricorn as a friend, they say you’re lucky and you truly are. They will love you and they’re loyal to you til the end. They are your ride-or-die. If you’ve ever disrespected a Capricorn, they will not hesitate to cut you off. Caps can do this so easily because you have wasted their trust and they dislike you for it. They will not let their emotions get to them. If you have beef with them, you’ll have beef with them forever. They will never speak to you and will act like you don’t exist. If they seek revenge, know that they probably have planned a plan to get back at you to don’t anger a Cap. If you’re their significant other, do everything to be there for them. Don’t leave them on red and make them smile. Treat them as your king/queen but don’t treat them like they’re princes or princesses because they’re so independent. They will love you and treat the relationship as job.

Boy-“She’s really not talking to me.”
Friend-“She’s a Capricorn.”
Boy-“I guess saying her’s dumb was a bad choice.”

by CapricornQueen April 10, 2021

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Capricorn is the tenth zodiac out of 12 total zodiac signs. The date range is December 22 - January 19, the symbol is a sea goat and the element is earth.

Fay: I was born January 9, what’s my zodiac?
Bryn: You are a Capricorn.

by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021

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