two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Frosting on candles

The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse

My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night

by Absolutelegendunit September 15, 2018

Pablo Sole Canales

Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.

Wow dude you are acting like a "Pablo Sole Canales"

by jellyjamba October 10, 2019

who made candles

Thore and Email made candles back in the early egyptian time. We have claimed this. We are homie hoppers till we die!

email and thore are the poeple who made candles!

by laoalsk March 30, 2022

cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner

Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha

by The Fire Nation December 26, 2023

Cake and candles

A masculine way to say Happy Birthday.

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

by galactic_426 January 18, 2024