Ugly, stupid, retarded. Mentaly challenged in every way. Someone that will stab you in the back and rip out your kidneys. Someone obsessive over people that dont like him/or her. Morbidly obese! A monster someone who will eat your children, but in the end he'll/she'll always love you.
by THE REAL CANAAN May 12, 2009
Get the Canaan mug.Extremely beautiful and wealthy place. The schools are New Canaan High School, St. Lukes, Saxe, etc. Very beautiful schools. Many peoples dream to live in New Canaan. Lots of attractive, athletic, and smart people. The town is where everyone goes to hang out. The towns awesome!! Soo many parties at the high school and Saxe. The moms are usually driving there mercedes and Yukons, with blonde hair, and a perfect face. The dads are usually gone all day working in NYC, either taking a train or limo to work everyday. The kids usually party a lot (like to much haha). To be cool you have to be attractive, wealthy, athletic, and all around perfect. New Canaan is filled with nice and caring people but don't get on their bad side or soon you'll be sitting on the side of the street everyday begging for your life back. They make the O.C look pathetic, cause of the drama in the schools. The people are usually sweet but scandalous. Everyone knows everyones secrets even if you didn't tell them.. yeah word gets around. If you cross them they'll reveal them. Yeah, don't mess with them. People tend to drink a lot. Theres always a party going on in New Canaan and if you're not invited I'm sure your friends will fill you in... Don't be shy in New Canaan or else no one will know who you are, unless your the shy, pretty, attractive, athletic, wealthy, and perfect new girl or guy. Don't worry New Canaan doesn't bite.
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Yes, New Canaan is home of "The Gang", a group of juniors who actually really just want to keep to themselves and don't give a shit what the rest of the school thinks.
If you have such a problem with the things they say, stop listening since I'm sure they didn't want you there anyway.
by suck it, herewego roms April 3, 2005
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.....the people who are making fun of her are actually atrocious disgusting guys covered in pimples or pre-pubescent hairs on thier faces that get no pussy so they sit at home on thier computers and write out shit on some website because they have no dick and arent man enough to say it to peoples faces....
.....the people who are making fun of her are actually atrocious disgusting guys covered in pimples or pre-pubescent hairs on thier faces that get no pussy so they sit at home on thier computers and write out shit on some website because they have no dick and arent man enough to say it to peoples faces....
by There are no hot guys in the sophmore class April 20, 2005
Get the New Canaan mug.All the teenagers in New Canaan need to find a real place to hang out, besides that run down variety store, Mackenzies. People in New Canaan would never stoop down to being NORMAL and go hang out at the Mobil directly across the street like most teenagers do. No, they need to stand outside a variety store in their pink and green outfits (that don't match, i don't care what anyone says) and act like total asswipes.
Its actually kind of funny to those of us who don't live in the "most dangerous place to drive" in the world. Beware of moms in SUVs that don't know how to drive... they are all over the place in New Canaan. Oh, and make sure you don't hit some moron walking in the middle of the road. People in New Canaan are to good for crosswalks.
Its actually kind of funny to those of us who don't live in the "most dangerous place to drive" in the world. Beware of moms in SUVs that don't know how to drive... they are all over the place in New Canaan. Oh, and make sure you don't hit some moron walking in the middle of the road. People in New Canaan are to good for crosswalks.
by Torri April 14, 2006
Get the New Canaan mug.First off, i would just like to say that if you think about it, Candace is pritty hot, i love her ways, i love her hair. also, i made out with Grumbles, a homosexual graduated faget one night in town, CANDACE_CALL ME!!!!
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