calcutator

1.The mispelling of calculator that I wrote down once.

2.A calculator made of potatoes.

Jessica: What does that say?!
Jane: It says calculator!
Jessica: No it doesn't stupid! It says "calcutator"!
Jane: ......

by Imissmydog April 29, 2006

Calculus A

A soft version of calculus designed for the use of people with learning disabilities. Given the letter "A" as it is the most essential and basic level of calculus SON.

Calculus A student: whats a derivative?
Calculus 1 student: whats an anti-integral?

by Dietrich Burbulla January 10, 2011

Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.

Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.

by Hollydollie August 21, 2009

Callum

Callum is someone you can always rely on. He will help you through life, and make you a better person. He won't understand why everybody loves him. But you will all know it is because he is purly perfect. When you see him your heart will jump, when you hold him you will never want to let go. He is someone you want to call your own, he is also someone you would lay with for eternity. Callum is someone amazing, the best, and no one will ever compare to him.

Girl1- "Did you see that's Callum?"
Girl2- "Yeah, he's mine. I'm so lucky."
Girl1- "Oh wow really? I wish I had a Callum like him."

by mrsbrightside. June 13, 2013

Callux

To be good at gaming, originated from the game call of duty - modern warfare and the latin translation Callus. Widely known phrase within the online gaming community on PS3.

What the Callux?!

by Rejector June 27, 2010

calculator

The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.

Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.

by AdrienneS June 21, 2006

Callum

Perfection

"he sure is a callum"

by burg~ September 28, 2014