Called a lid for the day

When you go crawl in bed and pretend you don't have dementia.

Joe Biden is being racist and can't remember what year it is today so he called a lid for the day.

by Goose8531 September 24, 2020

your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

Colleyville Heritage High School

Where everyone is fake and their mom are fake blondes with dramatic eyelash extensions and orange spray tans. There are also toilets in the smoke room. Colleyville kids throw open house parties only for them to be busted in an hour.

“I popped 3 addys before class”
“Oh you must got to Colleyville Heritage High School”

by funnyaznfag December 9, 2019

Deaf Caller

Someone who is on the phone and when you ask to speak with the person on the other line the phone holder hangs ups, and acts like nothing happened.

Me:Hey! let me talk to .....
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller

by Graymeter July 28, 2010

carley hugehs

A weeaboo , not just any weeaboo, this weeb in particular has the incapability to dye her roots when she needs to. She also does weird ass kitten play with her boyfriend, and allows him to cum inside her because it's a "territorial thing"

Carley Hugehs needs to fix her roots and stop being to rude to people she doesn't know, because someone will come a long and throw her name on Urban Dictionary and exploit her personal shit

by findingmemes October 11, 2016

callyg

A male who looks really manly and hard but sounds homosexual

I was scared of that man until he spoke and sounded like a callyg

by GigaloJamie December 10, 2017

mason called his sister thick

When mason called his sister thick.

Remember the time mason called his sister thick.

by Boocetastic November 5, 2017