Calumphobia

The discrimination against any and or all people named Calum, usually performed by dream stans

Dream stan: I'm gonna plagiarise ur texts
Calum: Thats Calumphobia
Dream stan: No

by DilutedCoke April 15, 2022

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Calum

Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK

Look at Calum
Ye, he's a massive fucking pleb

by CalumIsABender September 16, 2017

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Calum

shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him

person 1: he is being such a Calum

person 2: we need to kick him out of the party

by no one like Calum November 29, 2019

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Calum Barry

A fat and ugly freak that no one likes and is very insecure and is clinically depressed and wants to buy someone something but they refuse and it’s annoying them

Person1: err that’s Calum Barry
Person2: yeah I know he’s a freak

by Freak no one likes June 9, 2019

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A sexy man with a great sense of humour! Usually has a Hamish and picks up all the chicks!! Very rich and has everything Apple and all the new devices!!!!

Have you seen Calum, he’s so hottttt!!!

by Calum H November 13, 2019

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