crunchers

best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever

usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg
dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST
by crunchers October 26, 2019
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crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.
Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.
by Conan the Grammarian March 10, 2009
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Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.
I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.
by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021
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Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.
"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"
by John Ball November 18, 2004
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Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.
Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!
by Cara Guilfoyle April 16, 2018
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Gravel Cruncher

Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".
I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!
by BotanWuuut May 10, 2018
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credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own
John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher
by Hellyp August 24, 2015
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