Tite cruncher

so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country

vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak

by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp October 5, 2015

Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Pumpkin Cruncher

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.

Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.

by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025

Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

pie cruncher

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.

"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"

by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024