An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"
"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005
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Guy #2: Joe Cattoggio.
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This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!
Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
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3)Crazy kid who lives off sweets
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Dude: Hey brad hows it going
Brad Catton: Sweets!
Dude: Wow your weird
Brad Catton: MINIONS KILL HIM
*group of minions jump out of his school bag and maul dude*
Brad Catton: Well now thats done gotta go to mourines for sweets
Brad Catton: Sweets!
Dude: Wow your weird
Brad Catton: MINIONS KILL HIM
*group of minions jump out of his school bag and maul dude*
Brad Catton: Well now thats done gotta go to mourines for sweets
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"Don't sit at that table, that is where the cattle sit, you don't want to go near them, you might be eatin."
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