Courtesy to Spit

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.

Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.

by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019

Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Manly Courtesy

When a man helps another man avoid something regretful be it missing a hot chick walk by or his gf/wife's birthday

Example 1:

Guy 1) Dude, your girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow, you know that right?
Guy 2) Oh shit! i totally forgot, thanks!
Guy 1) Manly Courtesy

Example 2:

Guy 1) hottie 6 oclock
Guy 2) daaayum
Guy 1) you owe me...

by OmegaEpoch April 6, 2010

Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic

"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"

by reed4pop June 27, 2020

courtesy stand

When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.

That guy in the next stall better think of others in here and do a courtesy stand, the smell is awful.

by Rayman 08 October 10, 2008

courtesy text

1) When you see some one you haven't seen in a while so you text them so you dont feel bad and your not being rude
2) When you get someones number and you text them for like a week and then just stop, so your not the jerk that "didnt text me"

1) I saw Joe at the mall so i sent him a courtesy text so he wouldnt think i was ignoring him.
2) I need to send that chick from the fair a courtesy text so if we meet again she wont slap me.

by angel of america November 29, 2009

Courtesy Knuckles

When a male continuously strokes the clitoris of a female vagina with his knuckles, while at the same time he masturbates.

Last night me and my boyfriend had sex at the montage. As he pulled out he began to masturbate and give me courtesy knuckles. It was a blast!

by Mr.ALegend February 26, 2011