Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government
Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
Get the Conspiracy Theorist mug.A theory that some fact or information is being hidden from the general public—a conspiracy—for whatever reason. These views are generally not held by most people or media (which is often part of the point—if something *is* being hidden, most people wouldn’t know).
Possibly the most well-known and widespread conspiracy theory is that planet Earth is actually flat, not spherical, and that this fact is covered up, keeping people in the dark.
A conspiracy theory may be true, false, or only partially true. “Conspiracy theory” is often used as a pejorative, usually an attempt to discredit ideas that are disagreed with; however, although theories like the Earth being flat can be patently disproven, many are still controversial.
In the United States, many conspiracy theories are attributed to the federal government. For example:
• some people purport that the attacks on September 11, 2001 (9/11) were perpetrated by the government as an excuse to increase citizen surveillance, or justify invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.
• the demonstrations at the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021 were allegedly helped along by the government in an effort to discredit Donald Trump and his supporters.
• the existence of aliens and UFOs is supposedly hidden by the government, and equipment and specimens from said aliens is being stored in the top-secret Air Force facility Area 51.
Possibly the most well-known and widespread conspiracy theory is that planet Earth is actually flat, not spherical, and that this fact is covered up, keeping people in the dark.
A conspiracy theory may be true, false, or only partially true. “Conspiracy theory” is often used as a pejorative, usually an attempt to discredit ideas that are disagreed with; however, although theories like the Earth being flat can be patently disproven, many are still controversial.
In the United States, many conspiracy theories are attributed to the federal government. For example:
• some people purport that the attacks on September 11, 2001 (9/11) were perpetrated by the government as an excuse to increase citizen surveillance, or justify invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.
• the demonstrations at the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021 were allegedly helped along by the government in an effort to discredit Donald Trump and his supporters.
• the existence of aliens and UFOs is supposedly hidden by the government, and equipment and specimens from said aliens is being stored in the top-secret Air Force facility Area 51.
“The CIA psychologically tortured human subjects to develop drugs that could psychomanipulate people during interrogations!”
“Oh yeah, that did happen, actually.”
“Sorry, what?”
“MKUltra. The CIA experimented on humans to make drugs.”
“…oh. Huh. Like, I was just trying to make up a weird conspiracy theory for Urban Dictionary, but… wow. I think my day is ruined now.”
“Oh yeah, that did happen, actually.”
“Sorry, what?”
“MKUltra. The CIA experimented on humans to make drugs.”
“…oh. Huh. Like, I was just trying to make up a weird conspiracy theory for Urban Dictionary, but… wow. I think my day is ruined now.”
by obscureharrypottercharacter February 11, 2024
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Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Conspiracy theory mug.A rhetorical gambit used to instantly dismiss an argument, line of questioning, or piece of evidence by labeling it a "conspiracy theory," regardless of its factual basis or the reasonableness of the inquiry. This card is played to associate the speaker with the most irrational and lurid examples of conspiracy thinking (like flat Earth or lizard people), thereby poisoning the well, shutting down debate, and protecting the accused institution or narrative from scrutiny. It's a thought-terminating cliché.
Example: A journalist asks a pharmaceutical executive about undisclosed clinical trial data. The executive smiles and says to the room, "I see we have a conspiracy theorist in our midst." Playing the Conspiracy Theory Card reframes legitimate investigative journalism as paranoid fantasy, allowing the executive to avoid the question and discredit the journalist without addressing the substance.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026
Get the Conspiracy Theory Card mug.Just as a Hypothesis is an educated guess with low-to-no evidence, so a Conspiracy Hypothesis has low-to-no evidence.
Unlike a Conspiracy THEORY which by (re)definition should have some or a lot of tangible or compelling evidence beyond empty assumptions, similarly to a scientific theory.
Unlike a Conspiracy THEORY which by (re)definition should have some or a lot of tangible or compelling evidence beyond empty assumptions, similarly to a scientific theory.
EXAMPLE 1)
Person 1: "bro did you hear about the Conspiracy Theory that ancient aliens have built the pyramids? These people and their Theories"
Person 2: " That isn't even a theory; it's straight up a conspiracy hypothesis. At least conspiracy theories about things like Epstein have evidence behind them."
EXAMPLE 2)
Facebook mom (federal agent): "They're putting 5G chips into 'em bags of chips"
Noone tells her that its just a Conspiracy Hypothesis, because Facebook is entirely composed of bots and feds.
Person 1: "bro did you hear about the Conspiracy Theory that ancient aliens have built the pyramids? These people and their Theories"
Person 2: " That isn't even a theory; it's straight up a conspiracy hypothesis. At least conspiracy theories about things like Epstein have evidence behind them."
EXAMPLE 2)
Facebook mom (federal agent): "They're putting 5G chips into 'em bags of chips"
Noone tells her that its just a Conspiracy Hypothesis, because Facebook is entirely composed of bots and feds.
by WiseFool_or_FoolishWiseman? February 6, 2026
Get the Conspiracy Hypothesis mug.The fallacy of assuming that pointing out that something is labeled a "conspiracy theory" automatically refutes it. Just as "conspiracy theory" is often used as a dismissal without examination, the fallacy lies in treating the label as the argument. Some conspiracy theories turn out true (MKUltra, Tuskegee, Iran-Contra). The label doesn't determine truth—evidence does. The fallacy is particularly insidious because it uses the existence of false conspiracy theories to dismiss all of them, ignoring that power actually does conspire sometimes, and that skepticism should be applied to dismissals as much as to claims.
Conspiracy Theory Fallacy Fallacy "They dismissed the investigation as 'just a conspiracy theory' without looking at any evidence. That's Conspiracy Theory Fallacy Fallacy—using the label as a refutation. Some conspiracy theories are false; some aren't. The label isn't the logic. Treating 'conspiracy theory' as automatic dismissal is itself a form of intellectual laziness dressed as sophistication."
by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026
Get the Conspiracy Theory Fallacy Fallacy mug.The blanket assertion that any claim labeled a "conspiracy theory" is automatically false. This is fallacious because it prejudges claims based on category rather than evidence. While many conspiracy theories are indeed false, some have been proven true, and the category itself is too vague and politically charged to serve as a reliable truth indicator. The fallacy functions as intellectual closure—deciding in advance what can't be true, rather than investigating what might be.
Conspiracy Theory Equals False Fallacy "They wouldn't even look at the documents. 'It's a conspiracy theory, so it's false.' That's Conspiracy Theory Equals False Fallacy—pre-judging by label, not evidence. But governments have conspired; agencies have lied. The label doesn't determine truth—investigation does. Using the label to avoid investigation is the opposite of skepticism."
by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026
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