Forgetting to rise the conditioner out of your hair before turning off the shower and toweling your head.
"Dammit! I just got my towel all slimy"
"How did that happen?"
"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."
"Man what a conditionerror"
"How did that happen?"
"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."
"Man what a conditionerror"
by Flapjack27 November 19, 2009
Get the Conditionerror mug.- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.
A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction”
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Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"
by rythmik1 December 21, 2004
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The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
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Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
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