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Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion
"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"
by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025
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sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018
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Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020
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confetti treatment

to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.
OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!
by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010
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Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.
my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"
by aztekerz February 24, 2009
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confetti ready

When you cum on her
Yo she was wearing panties that saidconfetti ready” she wanted it bad
by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023
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