In charge of confetti

Being sarcastic about throwing a celebration/party.
Sarge: I’m in charge of the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grief: I’m no stranger to sarcasm sir.
- RVB s1 ep2
by Laser face February 12, 2021
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Confetti Party

When several women surround one person then ejaculate on that person. A gender-swapped bukkake.
We will need a ton of towels and Gatorade for Mike's 30th birthday confetti party party.
by Shotz McGillicuddy July 27, 2019
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Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.
John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.
by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 05, 2020
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Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 05, 2020
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Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?
Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.
by Your dadddddy April 08, 2022
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