cockblock

1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.

She is cockblocking you bro.

by The GIMP September 23, 2003

cockblock

a person who interferes with one's sexual intentions with another person

Randy was a cockblock because he told Jaime that this guy she knew was just using her for sex.

by Bob Mastuff October 13, 2003

Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

by Eric December 7, 2004

cockbarnacle

Any overt sign of an active STD, visibly present on a man's penis, such as warts, blisters, sores, or other lesions.

She ran screaming from the bedroom after she saw his nasty cockbarnacle.

by Pope Antonio May 11, 2006

facebook cockblocked

The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.

"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".

by mp2009 February 4, 2009

cockblocker

prevents pussy for others

bill is a cock blocker

by non-cock-blocker August 18, 2003

Gold Chocobo

A creature obtained in Final Fantasy by far too much inbreeding. Mostly retarded, they can't tell the difference between any terrain they walk on.

Man, your Gold Chocobo is MESSED UP!

by Jarrod, June 26, 2005