Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 26, 2023
Get the Caucasian garbage mug.
I wrote a perfect, flawless, award -winning essay.

It got deleted because I accidentally pressed the back arrow.

Give me my gold medal anyway.

Better yet, help me kill all Indians.

They're worthless!

They have ALL the Caucaisn priveldges in the world; but have no accomplishments and just play with dolls and play video games all day, continuing to deny me basic human rights, despite my intelligence, work-ethic and competence.

They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal,.have maids, servants and slaves, have no wife, no kids, no accomplishments.

They are disgusting and worthless.

The only card they have to play is Caucaisn provelege.

Once we stop honoring it?

Da party begins.
Caucasian Privelege; Education is the fact that most Indians have the opportunity to go to online school and learn about the matrix; most of them are too spoiled and entitled to take it.

Most Indians are voluntarily uneducated and voluntarily unemployed.

I, as a colonized girl of color, am forced to educate myself! While my restaurant gets bombed and the KKK uses the matrix to scream in my head, I still manage to educate myself every day. On top of my work as a rapper, writer, CHEF, abolitionist, civil rights leader, singer, composer. I have absolutely nothing; I would give anything for an education!

But Europeans voluntarily throw their lives away. No accomplishments; no work, no schooling, no hobbies, no wife, no kids.

They don't know how to cook; they don't know basic computer programming. I learned a little bit of basic Python in school; they don't even use Scratch. They are so spoiled and so dependent on Caucasian Priveleged, that even their colonization of me and racism towards me is achieved using servants.

They are worthless, disgusting, hopelessly spoiled. There is no such thing as European culture ; just lots and lots of Caucasian shame. And no accomplishments despite having absolutely EVERYTHING, just handed to them. If someone is voluntarily uneducated, they should be euthanized.

An education is a privilege that I have never once been afforded; but I am still infinitely better educated and more accomplished than the KKK.
Get the Caucasian Privelege; Education mug.

Hoppa Caucasian

A slang term for someone whose ethnicity is White/Caucasian and Asian, but they are not half asian + half white. One parent is half asian + half white, making them Hoppa. The other parent is White/Caucasian.

Synonyms:

Hoppa Caucasian, Hoppa White, Wasian White, Wasian Caucasian,

Caucasian hoppa, White hoppa, White wasian, Caucasian wasian,

Similar Terms:
(describing those who come from Western countries or are born in Western countries, especially the U.S, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand)
Western White Asian, Western Asian White,

Western Mixed White Asian, Western Mixed Asian White, Western Part Asian Mixed White, Western Part White Mixed Asian,
Western White Asian Mix, Western Asian White Mix,
Western Mixed White Asian Mix, Western Mixed Asian White Mix, Western Part Asian Mixed White Mix, Western Part White Mixed Asian Mix
1. Mom: "You're Hoppa Caucasian."
Daughter: "I am Chinese and Caucasian. That's wild."
Mom: "Sweetie, honey, that's right. Part of you is Chinese but the other over 50 percent, more than half, is white and caucasian."

2. Tom: "My friend says he's 75% German or white and 25% Mongoloid so that makes him mixed."
Toby: "I know, right? That makes him a Hoppa Caucasian."
by gatorblade March 21, 2024
Get the Hoppa Caucasian mug.

Illegal Caucasian Immigrants

All Caucasian.

Y'all need to go back to India before somebody bitch stomp y'all back.
Study finds all illegal Caucasian immigrants live in Free Palestine and refuse to live in reality.
Get the Illegal Caucasian Immigrants mug.

Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by
Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.
by Captain skip February 14, 2016
Get the Caucasian camouflage mug.
<.7.9.76.>The Thinking Man <Pose>Statue<Pose> Are African'-'Caucasian'-'Hispanic Atrocities Done By Individual Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.76.>The Thinking Man <Pose>Statue<Pose> Are African'-'Caucasian'-'Hispanic Atrocities Done By Individual Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>The Thinking Man Statue Are African'-'Caucasian'-'Hispanic Atrocities Done By Individual Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

caucasian activites

When a wigga do some dumb shit, usually in shows, movies, and videos. These dumbass niggas have a IQ of the square root of -1.
Look at this wigga doing caucasian activites…dumbass.
Get the caucasian activites mug.