You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

I can’t with you

You’re being silly

Ang: falling asleep again after taking a nap*

Me: Omg Ang “I can’t with you”

by Ojitosrojitos March 28, 2020

Can’t see me

When you wave your hand in front of your face like John cena, saying “you can’t see me” as you bust a fat nut in her eyes.

Your girlfriend can’t see me

by Swolejesus July 29, 2020

I can’t breef

When a nigger is unable to breathe, despite having a wide nose.

George Floyd: I can’t breef
Nick: Too bad, nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER March 17, 2024

Georgette can’t sing day

Everyday is a georgette can’t sing

Did you know today is a georgette can’t sing day

by user181182828 October 8, 2020

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020