Fake Bunt

An assumed sexual act in which you approach your partner with your (penis)firmly in hand, obviously displaying that your intentions are to receive (oral) pleasure. As your partner approaches, continue your stance until their mouth gets close enough and slap them on the side of their face with your penis while screaming HOME RUN! *For some of you hitters like myself, results may very on exactly where or if you can even reach their face due to the size of your penis, if there is no contact after the swing then you can still redeem yourself by screaming STRIKE 1.

I dont understand, I use to get (head) before I gave her the Fake Bunt.

by Billy Paxton January 16, 2008

Lark Bunting

The Colorado State Bird, and State Sport, commonly played by shaking this majestic bird out the tree in which it is nesting, and kicking it as far as it will go.

Cow tipping is yesterdays news, let's go lark bunting tonight!

by technicolorkate July 11, 2011

drag bunt

descretely farting while passing through a crowd of people

Bob layed down a drag bunt as he passed through the crowd at the Phish concert. When he turned back to admire his work he sadly realized none of the soilies had noticed.

by DBR October 10, 2004

anal bunt

Slightly tapping the asshole to get a fart to come out

I'm going the anal bunt your mom

by Anal bunt April 15, 2017

bunt muffin

The name chosen to ridicule a "Buff McGruff" type man for doing something very feminine.

Dude, he's such a bunt muffin

by Buff McGrugg November 3, 2010

Cunting Bunting

Just any type of bunting. Used by people who think bunting is for "gays".

"Alright, i'll come to the fucking barbecue, but I am leaving if they've hung up cunting bunting!"

by Helloyoucuntrs April 25, 2017

BUNT

1-Christa's brand of underwear made by midgets in a foreign country

2-subsituted for CUNT

3-something to just say when you dont know what to say..

"youre so hot and sexeh.."
"um..BUNT!"

by Nargis August 8, 2003