John Blowe

The true identity of the "murderer" John Lowe. He mastered the hot box fart through frequent usage until he became a deity of ass. For nights in his sleep, John Blowe blew ass in varying power levels, much to the chagrin of his wife and daughter. At the climax of his anal eruption he reached the ever elusive magnitude 6 hot box fart, which shook the floorboards and scattered shrapnel. His wife could take it no longer and faked her and her daughters death and fled to Chatanooga. Now John Blowe visits unlucky souls to greet them with an ungodly scent and an ass shattering shock wave.

Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.

by John Blowe January 1, 2021

Toilet Bowl Blowback

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

by Fozter July 9, 2010

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 30, 2016

im bouta blow im boutda cum im bussing im bussing bus bus bus bus ahhhhhhhh

when someone is bussing when they are busting all over the place

dreamybull: shoves ant eater up his ass "im bouta blow im boutda cum im bussing im bussing bus bus bus bus ahhhhhhhh"

by xXbust_bust_bustXx May 12, 2023

blow up the spot

to attract unwanted attention

"why you gotta blow up the spot like that? theres cops all over the place"

by snacks bambino May 15, 2010

Courtesy Blow Job

To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.

After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.

Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.

by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

blow stamps

฿low Stamp noun.

/blō•stamp/

1. A LEET-ish speak word for 'bitcoin' accidentally coined by a 94-year-old grandmother on October 29, 2013.

Hey sonny, what are me blow stamps worth these days?

by Bdawg1 October 30, 2013