Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

by zest expander April 20, 2008

Blattack

The art of verbally or mentally attacking a person by means of excessive use of Ebonics, black culture, or with overwhelmingly loud hip hop music.

Jeremy, you're under Blattack!

by SweenMachine May 25, 2011

Belatted

When your coffee comes late, making you miss the bus.

Boss man: You're late!

Serf: In your eye, skipper. My coffee was belatted.

Boss man: Be-what?

Serf: Ugh, google it, mofo. Also get a coffee machine.

by Bullet Shelby January 22, 2013

Blatch

The darkened, or "tainted" area surrounding one's anal opening. Also known as "the Southern areola."

1. Let's touch blatches. Who's up for another round of blatchpong?
2. Oh my god, blatch bleaching!
3. His pursed lips pulsated like a blatch experiencing singular and chronic discomfort.

by Bhupathi October 1, 2014

blatko

He is known as the man with the 6 tomoe rinnesharingan, all souls in undertale, and the only person who can beat Drip Goku.

Matej: WAIT, BLATKO JUST BEAT DRIP GOKU???????????????????????? I WAS PLANNING TO MURDER HIM FOR CALLING ME A FURRY

by gaycha more like gay October 17, 2021

blate

shortened version of blatently, meaning something is obvious or unsubtle

"it is blate that gafetti is style"

by Sian Beavers May 13, 2005

belation

A belated celebration.

i'm here for the belation of your birthday.

by tish l-d May 26, 2008