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Buffer Kids

When someone who knows no one has a party and 'buffer kids' are invited to make the list seem bigger. Buffer kids are the kids normally invited to parties, so it doesn't seem weird if they come.
Classic, here comes the buffer kids
by ChaBoomBitch April 13, 2015
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Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...
We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.
by Hunjiman February 23, 2020
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Buffer year

A buffer year is the period of time (1-2 years) following graduation in which a young person resides with their parents rent-free to save money.
I am currently living at home as part of my buffer year.
by June bug 1999 June 17, 2021
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Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.
Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)
by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011
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Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.
I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.
by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015
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Box Buffer

A person who specializes in clitoris finger play while servicing a vagina.
“Alex doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes, but he’s a mean Box Buffer!”
by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020
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human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.
Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!
by kwhit January 6, 2008
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