Bumper sticker

A Bumper sticker is a person originally from asian continent who goes around with tuned cars and loud music.

Bumper sticker also refers to japanese restaurants where sushi uses to be served on an old bumper.

"Bumper sticker!", thats guy is really a pimp...

Mehito, mehito, where is the bumpersticker???

by getdoooowwn September 1, 2009

bumper fuck

1. Using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. An epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.

(1.) Passenger: "Dude, that guy totally cut you off!"
Driver: "Looks like someone needs a good bumper fuck."

(2.) 911: "911 state your emergency."
You: "I just got bumper fucked by some drunken asshole! And he's dressed like a pirate."
911: "Excuse me...?"

by Coop da Thurb January 23, 2009

fuzzy bumper

A lesbian. A woman who likes to rub her vagina against another woman's vagina.

"Don't waste your time with Angela. She's a fuzzy bumper"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

bumper clud

1. Someone who is clumsy.
2. Someone who bumps around the place.
3. Someone who emits a loud noise when they bang into objects/people/animals/poles.
4. Someone who.. cluds...

" that girl is such a bumper clud"
" stop being such a bumper clud"
" no one likes a bumper clud"

by hasnaib April 14, 2009

Bumperdong

noun:
A car mounted plastic Phallus that compliments the balls of steel that dangle below.

Watch out for the Bumperdong, dont let it rear end you

by Mordertier July 20, 2009

bumper humping

When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!

That person behind me is bumper humping me.

by TXTWIC November 12, 2019

Velcro Bumper

Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.

Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.

by Solinus September 23, 2007