brok/broke

To be completely off your head due to alcohol or drugs.

Oh my god! That guy over there is totally brok/broke!

Hiiya baybeeeee, I'm brok/broke!

by hellsxbells June 23, 2007

Broguise

A homophobic way of disguising one's possibility of having homosexual feelings towards another male friend/stranger; justifies a situation viewed by homophobes as gay

"Yo Eddy, no homo, but you just gave me such a big broner. I think we need to end this bromance before it gets to serious. No more mandates, bro. And give me back my murse."

"Bro, maybe we're actually just gay. Stop wearing your broguise"

by chicagoan992 October 19, 2009

Bookutes

An alternate word for unfortunate. Too Bad. This word is usually used for indicating that you don't care

I lost my phone yesterday." "Bookutes for you."

by Fly123 July 12, 2010

Brofucius

The ancient philosopher who laid the foundations of the bro code. He is very popular among males, and especially lax bros, who quote and refer to him constantly.

Joe: Yo, Louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.

by phillyfan135 February 21, 2011

Brokakke

When "bros" engage in a Bukakke with other "bros"

"Hey man did you see Joe and jake ?" "No dude they're busy having a brokakke with Luke"

by Arch Angel Lucifer September 27, 2018

Boku no futon

Cutest phrase said by Armin Arlert in Attack on Titan: Junior High when his futon was stolen by Levi

Levi: *appears out of nowhere in Armin's room window*

Armin: Wh-wh-wh-what on earth is going on?! (With cute baby voice)
Levi: Tsk. Give me that!
Armin: BOKU NO FUTON! 😭 (in tiny)

by Dion_ January 26, 2021

Boku No Pico

Slang term used to describe something so atrocious and disgusting that it should count as a crime to make someone watch/see it.

Person 1: I just watched Boku No Pico. It was really good, you should watch it!

Person 2: You are the downfall of humanity.

by picklebutt230 February 26, 2022