Brofucius

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The ancient philosopher who laid the foundations of the bro code. He is very popular among males, and especially lax bros, who quote and refer to him constantly.

Joe: Yo, Louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.

Brofucius by phillyfan135 February 21, 2011

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Brucius

A brutal mofo who has made it through hell and back.

Brucius, the legend who overcame the underworld.

Brucius by your loving father June 4, 2014

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Brofucius • broqufius • Brucius

broqufius

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hey did you hear broqufius drowned last weekend after his he ate his favourite meal

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

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Rammys

-Ramifications

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“Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

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