Brofucius

The ancient philosopher who laid the foundations of the bro code. He is very popular among males, and especially lax bros, who quote and refer to him constantly.

Joe: Yo, Louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.

by phillyfan135 February 21, 2011

Brucius

A brutal mofo who has made it through hell and back.

Brucius, the legend who overcame the underworld.

by your loving father June 4, 2014

broqufius

A black friend that loves to swim and eat red crunchy seedless grapes.

hey did you hear broqufius drowned last weekend after his he ate his favourite meal

by dinklebamp April 20, 2022